My favorite quote from the piece:
Jared: I’d like to think the answer to this is obvious, but does God rule the universe with a Mac or a PC?
Abel: In all honesty, God loves Windows. As much as he likes the gooey sweet interface of the Mac, he still prefers the simplicity of Windows. But heaven is pretty much open source, so you have your choice of OS.
Jared: Windows? Seriously? I think you just destroyed my faith. Though Windows ruling the universe does explain how George Bush got re-elected.
Although, personally, I’d like to think that God, if he were a technophile, would use a more enlightened OS like Mac OS X.